2020/03/27

we wash better than you do

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“We wash cars to pay for tattoos. Full service and special treatment for classic cars, mostly v8. Our heart accelerates with the sound of this motor. This car is a 1974 Ford Maverick – Super Luxury v8 version. Only made in Brazil and has 80% original parts. My friend won this car when he turned 18 (legal age to driving …

2020/02/10

How Sparkle Bitches Are Born

Step 1: Take a hot bath, but not hotter than you Step 2: Brush your teeth very well, because the most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling bitch sitting in silence. Step 3: Dry your hair like badass with a good ass that you are!Step 4: Make your makeup and don't forget to throw glitter in today faces. …

2019/11/06

Procaffeinating

"The tendency to not start anything until you've had a cup of coffee." – Natural photos edited by me. I certainly drank liters of coffee to make them…