2020/02/10

How Sparkle Bitches Are Born

Step 1: Take a hot bath, but not hotter than you Step 2: Brush your teeth very well, because the most dangerous animal in the world is a smiling bitch sitting in silence. Step 3: Dry your hair like badass with a good ass that you are!Step 4: Make your makeup and don't forget to throw glitter in today faces. …

2020/02/10

Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice, Beetlejuice

“I attended Juilliard. I have a graduate with Harvard Business School. I travel quite extensively. I lived through the Black Plague and I had a pretty good time during that. I’ve seen The Exorcist about 167 times and IT KEEPS GETTING FUNNIER EVERY SINGLE TIME I SEE IT! NOT TO MENTION THE FACT THAT YOU’RE TALKING TO A DEAD GIRL!! …

2020/02/09

The Unforgiven

What I've felt, What I've known, Never shined through in what I've shown, Never be, Never see, Won't see what might have been, What I've felt, What I've known, Never shined through in what I've shown, Never free, Never me, So I dub thee unforgiven